A Special Message from the King about money...
Do You Need Money to Attract Women?I get this question a lot from guys. Everyone wants to know if having money is important when it comes to meeting women. The answer is... yes AND no! Look, you don't have to have money to get women to approach you. In fact, whenever I first talk with a woman, I hide the fact that I do OK for myself, moneywise. I show up in my beat up 1992 Buick Regal (a car fit for The King - Not!) and make jokes about it.
HOWEVER... having money makes things better all the way around. When you have money you can do things people who have no money can't. And used properly, money can be a great attraction system.
I've been broke and I've had money, and I'm here to tell you, it's better to have money. Much better. Money isn't everything, but money can buy you freedom and freedom is everything.
Most people have hang ups about money, or think making money is or The truth is, it is embarrassingly easy, IF you know what you're doing. If you don't, then it can be very discouraging.

Quite frankly, there are very few people I have any respect for when it comes to dispensing money-making advice. Most spend their time talking about things they'd wished done, not anything they could ever do. I hate people like that. I hate talkers. I hate bullshit artists-- you guys know that. I like doers. Listed below are three top-notch doers, people who I know and spend time with personally, both in public and behind closed doors.
They are the same, regardless of the situation, and I can assure you all of them do what they say, and more. Much more. I have great respect for them. And if you know me personally, you know it's tough to earn my respect, not to mention my great respect.
Are these the only people I recommend? No. There are others, and I will put links to their websites up as time and circumstance permit. But for now, I highly recommend you have a look at, and invest in, in what these guys have to offer. Their information can literally make you money.
'Nuff said.

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: Twitter haiku 94 - "Nagging passengers / Wanting me to slow down, so / I put my foot down"
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: Twitter haiku 92 - "In old Germany / Cheeses too inflexible / Be more limburger"
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: Twitter haiku 91 - "On UK food tour / Found a delicate Welsh cheese / Ate it Caerphilly"
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: Twitter haiku 90 - "Missionaries trek / Get eaten by cannibals / Taste of religion"
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: Twiter haiku 89 - "Spinal carpenter / Gonna build m a new back / To the lumbar yard!"
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: Twiter haiku 88 - "A female to male / transgender operation / Addadicktomy"
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: just did a media interview, in person, while lying on my back and doped up on codeine. I think this horizontality bit might be my thing.
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: gave a public lecture this morning... lying on my back, due to herniated disc. This is becoming my thing.

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Rahul Gandhi
(Date of Birth - June 19, 1970)

Born into a political dynasty, Rahul Gandhi is the son of Indian politicians Sonia and the late Rajiv Gandhi.

Rahul's mother, the Italy-born Sonia Gandhi nêe Maino is currently the leader of the Congress party. His father, the late Rajiv Gandhi was Prime Minister of India in the 1980s. Rahul's grandmother Indira Gandhi and great grand father Jawaharlal Nehru were also Prime Ministers of India.

read more.....
source [http://politicianonline.blogspot.

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Now that the whole world is all about the advancement of technology, finding your perfect match can now be possible with the Internet too. Match is a premiere online dating site that lets people know you exist and are looking for someone special. The dating site is free, and has over 8 million members too, whom you can browse profiles of and become friends with easily. Whether you’re looking for that special someone or simply someone to be your friend, Match.com can help you go through it with ease.
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Bell Laboratories has formally announced what it believes is
the ultimate computer science language. Described by Iusi Nogoto,
the foremost Japanese fourth generation language expert, as the
only truly elegant computer language ever devised. NULL, as it is
known, was developed by the same department that originally invented
the wrong number, the busy signal, and the phrase, The number you
have reached is not in service. NULL is the culmination of five
years of work by a team of language designers and computer science
mathematicians. The final breakthrough occurred when operating system
expert Hugh Nicks suggested that if removing GO TOs was good then
why not scrap IF statements as well, since they usually required
typing too many characters anyway. This brilliant concept was extended
through a series of complex mathematical theorems that form the basis
of the NULL language. Put in laymans terms by Sally Kahn-Vallee,
electrical engineer and PROM reader, Like we first we tossed out the
bath water, then the baby, and like finally the whole tub. The elegance
and conciseness of NULL can thus be proven to be a direct consequence
of the fact that the language as defined contains no statements at all.
While at first glance this may seem a drawback, in fact, it is a major
improvement over any other language. A few of the numerous reasons
are:
1. Highly structured constructs.
2. Advanced data hiding techniques.
3. A NULL compiler can be written first in NULL with out ever needing
to be written in a lower level language.
4. Since there are no statements to compile, in fact, no compiler need
ever be written in the first place, saving time and money.
5. Since there will be no compilers, no new releases will ever be
issued hence maintenance is reduced.
6. NULL programs are highly portable and totally machine independent.
7. NULL programs compile and execute rapidly. An important point to
note is that with the addition of a small amount of language
dependent code, e.g. PROC/END etc., all NULL programs can be
compiled by any other language compiler.
8. Since there will never be new releases of NULL, all programs are
upwardly and downwardly compatible.
9. NULL can be parsed top-down, bottom-up, left-right, right-left,
inside-out, and over-easy.
10. NULL programs are both self-documenting for clarity and self-
concealing for security.
11. NULL programmers are easy to find and once found can be fired
since they are not needed.
12. If desired, specialized NULL hardware could be designed
implementing the code in firmware. Of course, such hardware may
require years of development. One suggestion from Bells VLSI
experts Nora and Andy Gates was to take an existing available
chip and remove all the instructions except NOP. While this
should work in theory, they acknowledged that it is probably
not the most efficient implementation.
These are just a few of the many ways NULL is superior to all
current computer languages. You can, no doubt, think of more. For
further reading consult any of the numerous books and articles by
Donald Knuth, David Parnas, and of course, the basis of all modern
computer language theory, The Emperors New Clothes.

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Uhh Ohhh; Spaghettio
Last night I went out with only one of the guys in the pair that I usually am with. While we are at the party he tells me that he thinks I like his friend, that he can tell by the way I look at him (damn am I obvious?) and that he knows my body language is different with him than with other guys. Now, I wouldn't say I like him, but I love his company, his conversation and hell he's fun to kiss.

After we have this conversation he says he wants to show me some place. So even though I'm exhausted and I should be in bed, I go. Once there he tries to kiss me. Odd, because he just said he thought I liked his friend. I think it'd be gross to kiss him after I kissed his friend. No?

Long conversation ensues; he likes me is the end result. He understands now that it would be uncomfortable to kiss him as I've kissed his friend, but he didn't know I had. He told me that he won't be going out tonight or this weekend with me (or us) because he wouldn't be able to stomach it.

Uh. It makes my brain hurt. I always like the wrong guy, or at least, I always like a guy and in turn hurt another OR I always don't like the guy who likes me. WTF? What is the world trying to tell me with THAT one?

Just had to say it, there's no real question cuz even though I don't know how his friend feels about me I know that in the end it's not him who I like; if anyone at all. So it doesn't matter, moot point.

And this is long, but I had to blurt it out and there's no one here to tell and no one at home would understand since they're so removed. Thanks for being my sounding board. :)

Update: April 02, 2009.
I really just wanted to say; I feel TERRIBLE now. I usually do when I tell someone I don't like them in that way... :( (and from what I've seen most guys DO care if they're kissing/sleeping with the same girl, or one has before. They only don't care when you're just sex to them. Am I wrong? Not that it would change my mind. I still wouldn't do it.

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Steve Harvey's Dating Advice for Women

Though primarily known as a comedian, Steve Harvey is also a writer whose new book "Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man" is intended to provide honest relationship insights that empower women.

One of the original Kings of Comedy, Steve Harvey is the host of one of the most popular radio shows in the country, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. His first book, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man, is shooting to the top of the best-seller lists, and Oprah says she loves everything it has to say!

Steve says this book has a special meaning for him. "This is the first project that I didn't do for money," he says. "Other than my foundation mentoring programs everything I do is for money. I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check ... But this [book] right here I did purely to empower women."

The Introduction
In his book, Steve says the way a man introduces you gives good insight into the status of your relationship. If a man introduces you as a friend or says your name with no title at all, Steve says you have nothing. "We're very protective. We mark our territory. If a man loves you ... he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be his lady, his woman, his fiancée, his wife, his baby's mama, something," he says. "If he's introducing you after six months, 'This is ... Oprah,' you should be standing there going, 'This is going nowhere.'"

Man with a Plan
Another thing women need to understand, according to Steve, is that every man has a plan. "Men don't come up to you to just talk. We come up to you with a plan," he says. "We're looking across the room at you, and we don't care about your hopes and dreams. We don't care about what your future holds. We saw something we wanted."

When a man approaches a woman, Steve says, he already knows what we wants from her, but he doesn't know what it will cost. "How much time do you want from me? What your standards? What are your requirements? Because we'll rise to the occasion no matter how high you set the bar if we want to," he says. "The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high."

The Cookie
Though a woman might want many things from a man, Steve says men only need three things: support, loyalty and sex. Or as Steve calls it, "the cookie." "We've got to have your support. Whatever adventure we're out on, whatever pursuit in life, we need your support. Then we need your loyalty. That's your love. We've got to know that you belong to us," he says. "And we've got to have a cookie. Everybody likes cookies. That's the thing about a cookie. I like oatmeal raisin ... but if you've got vanilla cream, I'll eat that too."

Kickin' It
In Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man, Steve tells the story of his father-in-law's first introduction to one of Steve's daughter's boyfriends. "[My 26-year-old daughter] was dating this guy who was about 30. He had been over to the house about four, five times. And my father-in-law was visiting from Memphis," Steve says. "He's in the kitchen and he's eating and [my daughter's] boyfriend is in there, and [my father-in-law] goes: 'So, son, sit down. Tell me, what's your plan for my granddaughter?'" After plenty of hemming and hawing, Steve says the boyfriend finally said that the two were just "kickin' it."

Steve was pretty confident his daughter didn't have the same interpretation of the relationship, he says. "I said: 'Cool. Let's bring my daughter in there. Let's inform her that she's just being kicked ... let's see if that's what she wants to do," he says. "They broke up the next day."

Gone Fishin'
Steve says men are like fishermen but women are actually the ones looking for a good catch. You won't be able to find one, though, until you up your standards. "You've got sports fishermen, and you've got guys out there fishing to eat. You've got guys that are fishing to keep the fish, and you've got guys that are fishing to catch them, unhook them and throw them back," Steve says. "You've got to determine along the way which one of the fish you're going to be."

Without ironclad standards, Steve says you'll always end up back in the dating pool. "You've got to quit lowering your standards," he says. "Set your requirements up front so when a guy hooks you, he has to know this is business."

And don't let the man set the pace of the relationship Steve says it's always the woman who has total control. "With all that power, why do you suddenly relinquish this power just because you want a guy to accept you? That's stupid," he says. "Say: 'Look, if you want to be with me, this is what you got to do. This is what it takes to get to me.'"

When Should You Sleep with Your New Boyfriend?
As an auto plant worker, Steve says he had to wait 90 days to receive benefits and says the same probation period should apply to dating. "In 90 days they checked me out. They determined if I was easy to work with, if I got along well with others, if I showed up when I said I was going to show up, if I was worthy."

Women, Steve says, hold the greatest benefit of all the cookie so there's no reason to give it away until you know your man deserves it. "Slow down, ladies," Steve says. "Look, you cannot run us off."

So what if you don't want to wait 90 days? Steve says if you change the probation period, you do so at your own risk. "You all keep changing the rules. And men are aware of the fact that you are changing the rules. We're aware of the fact that you act desperate. We're aware of the fact that you think there's a good shortage of good men out there," he says.

"We play on all of that ... we created the term 'gold digger' so you won't ask us for nothing. We created the term 'nagging' so you can quit badgering us. These are terms that we created so you can require less of us."

Mr. Fix-It
Steve says four little words can strike fear and dread into any man: We need to talk. "You just drove a nail in his forehead," Steve says.

Men are fixers, not talkers, Steve says, so it's better to get to the point. "When you say, 'We need to talk,' we put up the barriers," he says. "I tell ladies, just sit down and strike up a conversation."

Turn Off the Text
Social networking websites and text messages can be a great way to keep in touch with friends, but Steve says it's not the best way to date. "You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship," he says. "We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push 'reply all.' I mean, since we're lying, we might as well lie to everybody."

If you want the relationship to be more, take it face-to-face. "Women talk about [how] chivalry's dead. Chivalry's not dead it's just not required anymore," he says. "You've got to get a guy in your face. Look in his eyes. ... God has given you all this incredible thing called intuition. You've got to use that."

Safety First
You know you've got a keeper when your man wants to make sure you're always safe, Steve says. Every man wants to protect his woman, and Steve says this instinct kicks in when his wife, Marjorie, scuba dives. "I can't go home without her. We've got seven kids between us," Steve says. "They need their mother. I'm not a good mother at all."

Although Marjorie is a certified diver, Steve isn't a swimmer. "I have a security guy who can swim," he says. "So [he puts] on the snorkeling gear and when she goes down, I tell him, 'You swim over and just keep an eye on my wife.'"

Steve also has instructions for everyone else on the boat. "I told all the dive masters on the boat: 'If she does not come out of that water in 30 minutes, everybody in the water. Everybody. We're doing a dive search right here,'" he says. "I don't care if nobody [else] on the boat goes home. She goes home.

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Greetings DABA Girls,
First off let me offer you both my most heartfelt and sincere thanks for shining a tiny, though desperately needed ray of humor on our economy and general state of being that seems devoid of laughter in general.  Its refreshing that someone finally has the chutzpa to come out and just say what most already know, and to do so in such a well written fashion!
(Thanks for the compliment, but just so you know, FBFs don’t use exclamation marks, kinda gay)
            A brief introduction: I am suffering from a case of survivor’s guilt. For the past six years of my life I have been a luxury yacht broker. I rode the wealth obliterating easy credit super-tsunami that allowed every Tom, Dick, and Vito to 120% finance anything from a dugout canoe to a small cruise ship. We sold yachts when nobody cared what the price was, just so long as it was bigger than the one in the slip next to them. I undoubtedly have encountered many of your FBF and FBF prospects. 
           We raped, pillaged and plundered for five straight years, utterly unimpeded.  We made just shy of Wall Street money while enjoying a Jimmy Buffet worthy life of beer and tanning.  Between finance guys, and the throngs of middle aged Rodney Re-Fi (folks that borrowed ungodly dollars against their homes to live a lifestyle worthy of Robin Leach narration), it was literally shooting the preverbal fish in a barrel.
              Cut to yacht-land   As the credit crunch struck, the Dow took a 90 degree vertical dive much like a kamikaze pilot with a Dear John letter, and things generally went to hell in a Fendi handbagthings got BETTER for me.  How you ask can it get better for someone who makes his living off the most discretionary of purchases such as a luxury yacht?  One wordREPO.  
               I managed to secure a position (20% partner in new brokerage entity), whereupon I can profit from the misfortune and poor judgment of others!  (We warned you, tread carefully; our readers are quick to sniff out a gay man posing as a straight man for artistic delight.  Gays writing as gays are of course always welcome on DABA Girls)  Given that we sold said vessels to people that had NO business buying them, the amount of repossessed yachts coming in is mind numbing.  Sir, this document is from XYZ finance stating that you are more than 90 days behind on the payments of your Blah Blah craft, hull number..bla-de-blah.your collateral will now be collected by a licensed captainplease contact your lender for further details.  Note: Yours truly does NOT physically repo yachtsthough he does go at times for the amusement factorI simply re-market them once they are collected.  Thanks to your FBFs, as awful as this sounds, I am doing better than I was
.  A 21st century form of piracy if you will (just substitute peg leg and parrot with Brooks Brothers suits and stacks of legal paperwork).
              Point of the story being this: Oh wise DABAs, should I feel any sense of survivor’s guilt here?  I’m additionally curious where luxury yacht brokers fall on the grander DABA-designed hierarchy of male professions to take note? (Prays right below Best Buy employee is not the response in return).


Dear Captain Repo,
We really hadn’t given much thought to recession survivor’s guilt or the rising stock of the repo-man prior to receiving your email.  Nonetheless we have given your questions serious consideration and shall address each issue in turn.
            First, if you are going to have any chance of dating like an FBF, you are going to have to start thinking like an FBF.  Do you think the finance guys who shorted stocks based on insider information and cashed in on this recession are sitting in a coffee shop feeling bad for all the finance guys who were on the wrong side of their trade?  Hells no Capt. Repo.  Those guys are on a yacht moored off the coast of Punta del Este having a cocaine-fueled orgy while you sit by your lonesome on a yacht masturbating to your little moral quandary.  It’s a winner takes all game.  Stop feeling bad and get out there and do your best to get some DABA a$$.
             Before you get too excited, we still have to answer your second question regarding where you fall in the dating hierarchy.  Let’s be clear about one thing: DABAs don’t date the help.  This is precisely what you would have been as a mere yacht salesman. However, we are as confused as you are about whom the new head honchos are.  
             Let’s start with the Doctors, who are taking unprecedented amounts of glee in the demise of the FBF.  Like the FBF, Doctors were good at math and science as kids.  Unlike the FBF, they chose 4 years of graduate school and another three years of indentured servitude over instant riches.  They paid the price for that decision.  No self-respecting New York women would have been caught dead in public with a doctor in 2007.  Do Doctors have ability to get you into the newest trendy club, know the reservation email for The Charles, or which winding street to take in Chinatown to get to Apotheke? Probably not, but wealth is relative and without the bankers skewing the scale, Doctors may once rise to live below 14th street.  Plus, there is the added perk of access to doses of anti-depressants in amounts that your psychiatrist can’t legally prescribe (which should help you get through your recession depression).
As it stands, the DABA dating hierarchy looks like this right now:
             Import/Exports (read: unemployed with trust fund)
             Media Men (celebrities, and their well-heeled agents)
             Doctors
             Bankruptcy Lawyers
             Luxury repo-men
 
In short, if you want to stop feeling guilty and start living the FBF dream, we recommend you shore up at Pier 11 pump some yacht rock, and let the DABAs live out their Love Boat fantasies.

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Should she continue to pay rent?
Ok. QUICK BACKGROUND My daughter is 20 has been with her boyfriend since she was 16. They have been living together and moved about 200 miles away to be closer to his work. Lately she has not been happy and says she does not feel the same way about him and is extremely unhappy being away from her family and friends. She has decided to move back into town and take some time to figure out what is right for her. They had rented an apartment and the lease wont be up for a few months. He is telling her that she needs to keep paying him her half even though she is not living there because she is on the lease. I understand that she did make the commitement but I don't think she should have to pay if she is not living there. Keep in mind that she had a car which they sold because it was having problems and they shared a car. Now she has NO car and needs to save money so she can get a car and rent an apartment (she is staying with me temporarily). There is no way she can get a car and a place to live if she is still paying him for rent on a place that she doesn't even live at. She basically took her clothes, a desk, and a dresser and left everything else with him. She has no bed, no furniture, no TV, no kitchen stuff, etc because she left all that. Opinions please.

Update: March 23, 2009.
Thanks everyone. I knew that LEGALLY she would have to pay him the $ and that would be the right thing to do. I guess I just thought that since she left him with everything that maybe he should have stepped up and said "I'll cover the rent." I suppose it doesn't help that she is my daughter and I hate to see her go through these hard times and my first instinct is to try and protect her but I know that she has to go through all this and learn her life lessons. Thanks again.

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Most of you think taking breaks in a relationship is a good thing (if need be) but when I heard a friend of mine tell me she wanted to take a break from her long-distance boyfriend after only a month of dating, I couldn't help but think, what's the point?
The beginning of a relationship is usually the best part — who doesn't love those butterflies in your stomach? — so do you think taking a break during that time is just a buffer before ending the relationship for good? Or do you think a break is a good thing no matter when it's taken.

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Having trouble picking up chicks in the woods? Are there days when a six-pack, a whip, and a gram of cocaine still don't help you get a date? This awesome video will give you some great tips for seducing that special someone so that you can awkwardly feel them up in the corner booth of a restaurant! Because we know nothing says "romantic" like public groping. (And bonus for the ladies: Show him you're comfortable with your sexuality by gyrating for him in a Melanie Griffith in Working Girl sweater dress. It's time to put away the mind for business and pull out the bod for sin. Rrrroew.

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Singles Are Sending Us Into Status - Singles - Visit and Dating Tips
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The first place you DON’T want to “go cheap” is on your adult/sex dating site membership. Yes, the free option is there, but in this case, free is going to cost you in other ways. Those sites that are totally free (there is no paid membership option) are pretty much a waste of time in my experience. Mostly what you’ll get from these sites is a TON of spam - both to your message box on the site and to your registered email address - promoting porn sites and “male enhancement” products. The other thing you’ll get is messages from women who are supposedly wanting to hook-up, but when you look at these profiles, you find out that this woman who wants to get together right away is listed as living hundreds or even thousands of miles away! Hmmm. Do you think maybe those messages are really just being sent by the webmaster to keep you going to the site, keeping the traffic count up to allow for better banner ad sales? No! Surely that message from that hotty who lives on the other side of the country is for real - after all, a stud like you is worth travelling for.

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Thirteen Signs Youre In A Toxic Relationship
1 Most, if not all, of your family and friends do not like or trust your partner. This can be a tricky one to recognize for several reasons. Parents, especially, may not state their lack of trust directly because they know that in our state of love infatuation we romanticize the you and me against the world mentality they also know that this is something which the toxic partner will exploit, driving you faster away from them and into the toxic persons grasp. Some relatives and friends may know something is but wont know just how to prove it But if you have people you trust warning you even if they can offer little proof you should continue to trust those closest to you and question this new relationship.
2 There are clearly two sets of rules, one for you one for him, and both are set by him. Most of these things will be seen first in the form of jealousy. And in the beginning, such things will be written off as misunderstandings in the getting to know you phase, and the drama can be seen as terribly romantic and passionate. He may even tell you that he reacts this way because of what some former girlfriend (that bitch!) did to him. Eventually, though, he will be so jealous that every last detail about how you look is a fine line between being attractive enough to please him and being a whore; he, on the other hand, may come and go as he pleases and affairs are just something youll have to forgive and forget, either because you were fighting at the time, or he was drunk, or hes just a man who needs your help. Youll become so anxious to understand his rules and avoid his reactions, that you dont know what is worse, leaving the house alone or going out with him so you settle for staying home and letting him go out alone because its less likely to upset him.
3 He will want to move in or get married quickly. He may say hes never been so in love, or he may suggest it for economical reasons after all, you spend all your time together but what he wants is more access to you.
4 Once you are together, the toxic partner will disrespect and dismiss all things All things you will be stupid, dumb, worthless, and on on.  He will belittle you, your body, your gender, your jokes, your hobbies, your family friends.  He will belittle you when alone, he will belittle you in front of his family, his friends, in public in front of strangers but not so fiercely, or directly, in front of your family associates because he is smart enough to if not charm them, then at least to remove any suggestion that he is anything other than a gem. That way, should you complain, you will not be believed.  He will dismiss your upset over breaking or loss of your things. He will disrespect your privacy, right down to the most intimate bodily functions. He will ignore dismiss your complaints with a wave of the hand if you are lucky.  (See #6, #8, #10)
5 Your partner monitors your spending, phone calls, mail, computer access, etc., and gives you time allotments for finishing errants and other tasks, especially those performed outside the home or out of his sight. My ex went to far as to call what few friends I did have along with all of his friends to find out where I was if I was not back from an errand within 20 minutes round trip. I also had to account for all money spent to the nearest 25 cents.
6 You find yourself no longer participating in activities you once enjoyed. At first you dont see that youve quietly acquiesced bits of your life; you just think you two are spending all your time together how romantic. Ugh. I gave up browsing in bookstores the library those time limits vanished too quickly to really browse. I gave up classes groups, such as pottery class and book clubs, because he thought that stuff was stupid. I also gave up shooting pool with friends even when out with him because other men might notice me.
7 Even though your finances are supposed to be shared, he will control the spending, the accounts, access to the money. He will play daddy with the money, holding your Barnes Noble gift cards in his wallet for you, Because you know how absent minded you are, dear. (This way he not only scores the gift cards, but discredits you along the way.) He will use those gift cards when he wants to, without apology. I remember one Christmas he sent me out with my credit card (one I had in my name before we were married) to buy all the Christmas presents and then he refused to pay one cent of that bill. I had to beg to earn the money from him to pay it off.
8 You find yourself isolated, alienated /or cut-off from family and friends. If stopping all your usual activities and socializing habits hasnt already alienated you from your family and friends, he will start misunderstandings and fights between you and your relatives and friends. When my friends called, my ex used to pretended to be talking to me while passing me the phone saying horrid things such as, m not going to tell her you dont want to talk to her, or, That Cathy you call The Cow is on the phone for you, etc. I didnt know any of this until after the divorce, of course. Some of us never know why or how We just find ourselves isolated, without a support system, in a world dominated controlled by him.
9 You find yourself flinching, cringing or otherwise fearful even if your partner has never struck you. A part of you recognizes whats to come, even if you dont cognitively think it or refuse to see it.
10 When he hurts /or disappoints you, the conversations focus becomes all about him. Not just an angry lecture about what he wants and demands and how you have disappointed him (that usually is part of the abuse activities); but he becomes contrite, even cries, asking you to forgive and even to save him. Its so ridiculous that its hard to believe, but its true. I remember once, holding my ex while he cried, soothing him telling him everything would be alright this after he beat me with balled fists for the first time. He will make many promises to be good, to get counseling, to make it up to you none of which will ever be carried out past a smile and some trinket. But by this time, youll be so relieved to have him happy or at least not agitated and angry that youll accept it just to keep the peace.
11 You find yourself changing shifts at work (if allowed to work outside the home), denying yourself regular sleep habits, to accommodate his schedule and wishes. If you have children, you will also find yourself, however unconsciously, trying to be a protective shield between them and the abuser. It is also another reason why you do not leave the house to attend activities with friends because you do not want to leave the children home alone with him.
12 He threatens you, your children /or your pets with violence. My ex used to threaten my then-grade-school-aged daughter that her cat would be dead by the time she came home from school.
13 You, your children, /or pets are hit, shoved, raped, or otherwise assaulted.
If you recognize any of these signs in your relationship, get out of the relationship.  If you are living with a controller, abuser or toxic partner, seek assistance.

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